Fuck your Star Wars and your Mass Effects. EVE Supremacy.
Bonus: Watch the Russian dubbed trailer for maximum badass.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte BronteHarry Potter series - JK RowlingTo Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth GrahameAnna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
DavidCopperfield - Charles DickensChronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane AustenThe Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret AtwoodLord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman RushdieMoby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre DumasHamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo14
Could be worse.
13! That’s not too bad hahah, there’s a really weird mix of stuff here :o
9 *shrug*
17… lol most of these I read for school assignments…
/bookrant/btw I LOATHE Anne of green gables, my mother made me read it twice for school and it is the only book I LOATHE/endbookrant/
10 Eh heh.
21
holy shit
t….twen ty eight
Three. Suck that dick, k-12 recommended reading list! I read what i fucking want!
(Source: antoinetheswan)
By Ufotable, a 26 episode sci-fi anime about Niz’s school life.
By AIC, a 22 episode hentai anime about davey’s time travel adventures.
By A-1 Pictures, a 14 episode yuri anime about mix’s stalking adventures.
OH GOD.
By White Fox, a 100 episode historical anime about Gene’s time travel adventures.
oh
so I’m fucking Inu Yasha Light
Motherf-
By Production I.G., a 12 episode sci-fi anime about Adri’s crossdressing adventures.
…This pleases me.
“By A-1 Pictures, a 50 episode mystery anime about herotomorrow’s molesting children.“ …Oh my god, really?
Here’s the one with my real name: “By Madhouse, a 200 episode harem anime about [redacted]’s porn collection.”
I can’t fucking win, can I?
(Source: mamafriesmeal)
Original source was wrong, correct retail price updated. Thanks guys.
You mean it isn’t already? Cool! Apple must be reducing their prices to only 200% markup!
I dedicate to all the liberals, socialists and Islamofascists.
There is a difference between not wanting to go to war, and harping on soldiers. In fact, I think that those who are against the war have soldiers many more times in mind.
By sending men out to a war that is unnecessary— just in an attempt to quell some fears that you may have without any real cause for action— you are condemning many men. Just to protect your ass, from a threat that isn’t even a threat until you make the first move, you are laying down the lives of these soldiers carelessly.
Think of it this way: there is a fence with a warning label on it that the dog inside may bite. May bite. this isn’t saying the dog will, this isn’t saying the dog will hop the fence and chase you down. It is warning you that, should you make the first move over the fence, the dog may just snap at you.
Now, many people may actually take the hint that they are unwanted there, and that hopping the fence would lead to troubles that could be avoided.
You, on the other hand, just knowing that the dog is back there, want to send it people to go and put a bullet in its head. Even if the dog isn’t, at this time, doing any harm. Even if the dog hasn’t crossed his fence, or given you real reason to be afraid outside of that border— you want to invade his territory. And you’re willing to have several people get bitten in the ass just to get rid of that dog.
People are not fodder to be thrown away carelessly, for bullshitted, lame reasons. If there is not a direct threat, we should not be making one.
We have NO right to meddle in the affairs of other countries.
Respecting soldiers does not mean wanting to throw them away at any given chance. It means realizing that they are people, and that their loyalty should not be taken advantage of.
^This
And not to mention there are many of those in the armed forces who are also against this so-called “war”. Just… pointing that out.
Oh my god, those comma splices. This should be used as a teaching aid.
(Source: hooahandrolltide)
This is why there’s a shield between them on the Australian coat of arms.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH THAT EMU
I love how the other one is like “oh not again, Steve, come on. Let’s be rational. No, Steve, no— sigh there he goes.”
No really I laughed at this for way too long.
The last gif. Oh my god the last gif.
Oh dear wow.
It’s neck is like
a noodle or something
what is this beauty i dont even
I love that the emu’s wings are so vestigal that they just flop around like pointless appendages. I WANNA WATCH THE VID THIS .GIF SET CAME FROM!
You’re welcome. [x]
(Source: allonblack, via mandathomas)
<~Pirate1019> maybe i'll have the self control to not eat both of them in one sitting this time
------------------------------------ 30 minutes later ------------------------------------
<~Pirate1019> you know that thing i said about self control?
<~Pirate1019> that didn't happen
I’m going to have to take it out back and shoot it when I’m finished. No computer deserves to go through this.
That is this week. My follower count will go up and I’ll just fucking kill myself.
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy on Good Morning America (now that’s what I call news)
Tumblr is now the best agent you could possibly have.
OH MY GOD. EVEN HIS VOICE IS PERFECT.
his voice. his face. ohmygod.
what the fuck even is your existence I CAN’T
oh my god he’s so precious
The shutter heard ‘round the world.
i share a first name with a car.
a pretty hot car
(although this is an ugly color)
There should be a Transformer that is this car.
in 10 years
i will be a flower
ok then
…
Protip: Make sure you sign out of your Google account first so Google doesn’t cherry pick the results and pull up every picture you’ve ever uploaded to a social media site ever. I got about half a dozen pictures from my senior skip day in highschool before I signed out.
(Source: dementorsinmypub, via buttofbueno)
Guys I just found a zit on my forehead for the first time since probably middle school.
Help I think I’m aging backwards.
So the monitor I use is an HP w2408h, which basically means it’s 24” and rotates so it can be vertically oriented (a feature I highly recommend you invest in). For shits and giggles I searched around a bit to see how expensive buying a companion monitor for it would cost.
$800. It would cost me about $800 to buy another monitor like this new. Some prices go up to $1200. Even buying it used would still set me back $250 before taxes or shipping, and that’s only $100 less than what I spent for mine a million years ago.
Basically my monitor is worth more used now than it was new several years ago. How awesome is that?
Functional Nintendo NES Controller Coffee Table
It may be hard to believe at first glance, but this oversized Nintendo NES controller actually works. The table is constructed from high quality materials including maple, mahogany, and walnut with dovetail joinery and mid century modern legs. If you have $3500 just laying around, you can pick it up now from Etsy.
O.O want.
GOSH
WANT
THAT’S GORGEOUS HOLY SHIT
They’re playing at the wrong aspect ratio. Quit setting your TVs to stretch you simpletons. Have some respect for visual integrity.
