I want to see how bad she hates me afterwards.
dont let tumblr make you believe that
-eating car hubcaps is cool
-being an inanimate object is acceptable
-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk
-having a corporeal form is healthy
-chemtrails aren’t real
I like how this post is a bunch of very silly nonsense, and then at the very end there’s a real stupid conspiracy theory that real stupid people actually believe in. I don’t know if you’re trying to make a point or what, but it’s funny.