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Posted on 11th Aug at 9:47 PM, with 17 notes
walking past a construction site in a summer dress

nakirambleszes:

whathighschooldidyougoto:

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yep.

Clearly nobody has seen the rest of this video where the hippo literally bites the fucking head off of one of those lionesses.

Posted on 11th Aug at 6:05 PM, with 236,761 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already

Mostly Things People Who Lack Critical Thinking Skills Want

  1. Managing chat preferences along with choose your own seat maps is a logistical nightmare that would end up with more unhappy people than before when fliers don’t get what they want.
  2. Be there when the microwave goes off like an adult.
  3. Actually a good idea.
  4. Google Trends. Look it up.
  5. Also a good idea, but likely has implementation problems
  6. I don’t want to be the sound engineer that has to map out the sound of every engine, modified by any potential issues and/or mods to the car.
  7. Do you want affordable birth control? I do.
  8. Hang a stopwatch from the faucet.
  9. Good idea… if you care about TV news or think it is worth saving.
  10. How much does that package add to the cost of my already expensive car?
  11. Good idea. Men are lazy.
  12. Also a good idea, but it would never work because the reason the assholes on the ballot get on the ballot is because you keep voting for them.
Posted on 1st Aug at 10:22 PM, with 49,585 notes

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock

We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.

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Can I get one that dispenses vodka instead?

Posted on 28th Jul at 8:12 PM, with 2 notes

Just in case anybody didn’t think this movie looks awesome already.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 6:01 PM, with 270,997 notes

nakirambleszes:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

holy shit

Rian get on this, this is the kind of shit that girls swoon about.

I’m swooning a little. I’m so sorry.

link to video - [x]

Posted on 21st Jul at 5:13 PM, with 27,484 notes

fauxboy:

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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okay but for real, I live in NC and the last time I was in a Walmart I literally saw three bubba’s with fucking assault rifles upset at a lady stacking ritz crackers.

I felt so sorry for the woman, I can’t even imagine how scary it must have been to be yelled at by some white dudes with assault rifles just casually slung over their shoulder. 

You need to look up the definition of ‘assault rifle’, bruh. I can assure you they were not assault rifles.

Yelling at any minimum wage employee unless they’ve just socked you in the face or something is a primo dick move, whether you’re legally carrying or not.

Posted on 20th Jul at 4:32 PM, with 43,133 notes
bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

I lost it at “self-diagnosed aspergers”.
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bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

I lost it at “self-diagnosed aspergers”.

Posted on 19th Jul at 10:31 PM

I can’t believe making a singly-linked list in C was considered a full assignment in my C/Unix class a few years ago. I just made a double-linked list that compiled on my first try in 20 minutes, and it only took that long because I had to spend time figuring out that the increment operator doesn’t work on ints inside of structs for some reason.

Posted on 18th Jul at 11:15 PM, with 78 notes
startorcontinue:

DoDonPachi (怒首領蜂) (1997) for the Arcade. Developed by Cave. Published by Atlus.

Have fun. You’re in for a trip, especially if you’re shooting for a 2-All.

startorcontinue:

DoDonPachi (怒首領蜂) (1997) for the Arcade. Developed by Cave. Published by Atlus.

Have fun. You’re in for a trip, especially if you’re shooting for a 2-All.

Tagged: #dodonpachi, #cave,
Posted on 18th Jul at 10:13 AM, with 38,837 notes

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

Yeah there’s no way anyone on tumblr would ever abuse this.

Nope. Never.

Posted on 17th Jul at 8:54 AM, with 5 notes
Gun Thoughts

mcgriffin:

My politically pro-gun friends are prone to posting long bricks of text about their rights being threatened, so I thought I’d add my voice to the fray. Gun Thoughts:

Points of view can be very much based in geography. I’m not concerned with rural issues, because I don’t live in a rural environment. I live in a dense population, separated from my neighbors by very thin walls. It’s hard to grow up pro-gun when there’s a zero percent probability that the man you spot carrying a rifle is going to protect you from a bear or kill you lunch. It’s not a simple argument. A gun is not a ‘good’ thing, but I always valued having one behind the counter back in the days when I was working my dad’s pawn shop. You can respect a gun, respect the desire/drive to own one, and still want to see reform in the ways we keep them out of the hands of psychos. I don’t see anything wrong with not wanting to get shot, but I also don’t believe the solution is that all human beings should be strapped at all times. It’s a complicated issue. Please, let’s not pretend it isn’t.

Densely populated urban area that became demonstrably safer after relaxing gun control? Check.

Believe it or not pro-gun people aren’t opposed to gun legislation. What they are opposed to is legislation that restricts 2nd amendment rights but doesn’t fix anything. Gun registries are expensive and do nothing. Confiscations do nothing (look what happened in Australia). Gun-free zones do nothing. “Assault Weapon” bans do nothing. Background checks for private sales do nothing. None of this fixes anything, and there is tons of research and statistics to back this up.
Like you said, it’s a complicated issue, but all that means is that the simple answers won’t work. The only reason anybody would suggest them is either because they want to trample 2A rights under the guise of protecting America (which is bad), or they are too ignorant or uninformed to realize they are pushing garbage legislation (which is also bad).

Posted on 16th Jul at 8:30 PM, with 72,159 notes
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