February 2012
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The Saddest Man
I am like legit eating ice cream straight from the tub out of self-pity right now.
I had an assignment due in Operating Systems today that I had a lot of work to do still, but my fucking face decided to get all sick and shit so I had to do the whole thing while stopping to blow my nose every 30 seconds and feeling like a sneeze was coming on for 8 straight hours.
Once I was done I basically...
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Unqualified for the Position
I was considering starting a college kid food blog to add the the sizable repertoire of tumblrs already under my jurisdiction, but then I remembered that I just finished eating pot roast for dinner. That seems like a distinctly un-college kid meal.
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Just Ate an Entire Pot Roast by Myself
I am both proud and ashamed of this.
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Pirate Radio →
I’m playing some radio again. It’s mostly different variations of electronic music this time.
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Bump in the Night
That feeling when you almost bring a handgun downstairs with you to check on the neighbors because it sounds like one of them went Chris Brown on the other.
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Mystery Man
I’m curious about who the one person is listening in on the radio stream. It wasn’t who I thought it was.
More than one person would be neat too. Make my dreams come true!
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Radio Tomorrow →
So because I’m hooked the fuck up, I’ve got my own internet radio station.
The way it’s set up means it broadcasts unless I explicitly tell it to not do so. If you feel like listening to what I listen to all day then download this m3u file and open it up in your favorite music player.
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Anonymous asked: Oh Lordy, did I just found my hero.. of tomorrow?
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Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins
I just ate four of them and I don’t even regret it.
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Never Say Never
I went to bed at 1:30 this morning to be woken up 90 minutes later by a text from my best friend’s sister’s boyfriend, telling me that him and two of my friends want tacos from jack and the box, but can’t drive there because they’ve been drinking.
Being the infinitely generous person that I am, I got out of bed, got dressed, and drove all the way across town to get them...
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digitallyimpaired:
manbabe:
sometimes i wonder why osi actually likes me i mean she’s a really talented artist with a lot of friends and i’m just some douchebag white kid on the internet who isn’t very interesting at all
NO NO NO kevin dont say that :( i really like you because you’re cool and nice and you have the same ships as me but mainly because you’re cool and its really fun talking to...
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How to start a fight online:
say your opinion,
wait.
I think you’re over-complicating the process.
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nosleepjustcoffee replied to your post: Blazing Tuna
Next time you make hot chocolate you should toss some in there.
The ultimate test. I might need to go out and buy some milk just to try it. I refuse to sully this superior cocoa mix by using it with mere water.
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Blazing Tuna
I am continually reassured that it is impossible to misuse this Mongolian Fire Oil. At this point I’m just looking for ways to mess up my food. I used it while making a tuna sandwich just now, and this bitch tastes delicious.
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Picante Beef Ramen + Mongolian Fire Oil = Lava...
Heaven and Hell collided, and from the smoldering ashes emerged the Meal that this planet so desperately needed.
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Frozen Pizza: 1 Me: 0
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Dang Son, It's Digiorno
Cooking some frozen pizza and the entire apartment smells like fresh dough. I guess Digiorno really is fresher than the other frozen pizzas.
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Mongolian Fire Oil Saved My Marriage
Not really, but it’s very good.
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Breakfast is Complicated
Halving the soy sauce for that rolled omelette did the trick, it’s basically the most scrumptious thing. If you don’t want it too sweet you can skip the soy sauce/maple syrup mix and pour Tabasco on it instead or something.
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Times Gone By
Holy shit I am looking through a backup of my downloads folder for an old install of Windows. I have some of the strangest shit in here…
78 gigs of shit. I am such a packrat.
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The Strangest Sensation
Do any of you know what it feels like to find a homemade bong in your car trunk and not remember who it belongs to or how it got there?
Because I do, and it feels weird.
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January 2012
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The Honest Truth
Seriously though, in each episode there s at least one instance where I need to rewind at least 5 times to understand what someone is saying. The British cut out way too many syllables!
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Cleaning up a chemical spill at 3am while drunk:
God damn, my life is interesting.
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British Algebra
Doctor Who + Rum and Coke = Rewinding twice as much to decipher the horrible non-american accents.
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I Think Alkaseltzer Plus Tastes Good
What are you gonna do about it?
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Culinary Arts
I’m cooking some spanish rice tonight and i feel like a fucking chef up in this bitch. This is so far above the level of complexity for my usual meals of takeout, ramen, and mac and cheese.
I didn’t add any diced tomatoes though, because all of the tomatoes in the house are dedicated to the pork roast i’m doing tomorrow. It would be a waste of good tomatoes anyway, since...
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Impressive Y/N?
My natural rate of food consumption (measured in foods per minute) is one box of mac and cheese every eight minutes.
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Revelation
I just found out that if I am hungry, but don’t feel like making a sandwich, I can just take a handful of turkey slices, plop some mustard on them, fold in half and consume.
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The humor in going out to buy ice cream while it's...
So don’t even try it.